Is the Price Right?

Marry in gray, and you’ll go lost far from home,

Marry in black, and you’ll wish yourself back home,
Marry in brown, and you’ll live out of town forever
Marry in red, and you’ll wish yourself dead
Marry in pearl, and you’ll live in a whirl every day.

Marry in green, and you’ll be ashamed to be seen,
Marry in yellow, and you’ll be ashamed you did,
Marry in blue, and you’ll know he won’t always be true,
Marry in pink, and your spirits will sink and stink,
Marry in white, and you’ll know you have chosen alright.

Marry on Sunday and you’ll feel sorry forever

Marry on Monday and you’ll mar thy days

Marry on Tuesdays and you’ll twist your life

Marry on Wednesday and you’ll wed the ignorant

Marry on Thursday and you’ll turn blue

Marry on Friday and you’ll fry your heart

But, marry on Saturday and you’ll be soaked in something.

Is the price right?

Do the math.